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psychedelicconspiracy:

sometimes feeling the cold of the sheets on your bare skin as you slip into bed is the most wonderful feeling

Dear baskin robins chick,
When I order a mint chocolate chip milkshake, I actually want it to taste like the ice cream. Don’t put so much milk that it’s a milk flavored green beverage. Milkshakes and ice cream with some milk. Not milk with some ice cream, you dickweasle.

(Source: itslatingirl)

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

glorialovescats:

visual representation of putting your trust in someone

(Source: pikeys)

collegehumor:

This Sign Understands The Beastie Boys

We shall overcome.

This has been the issue all fucking week. Are you kidding me. Bullshitttttttt.

dietchola:

i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

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i now know why

(Source: swarnpert)

Cry. Forgive. Learn. Move on. Let your tears water the seeds of your future happiness.
― Steve Maraboli (via psych-quotes)

radicooler:

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

Mother nature is punk af.

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

vvankinq:

gingernamedcallum:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

tomato or tomato

read or read?


inkskinned:

my sister draped plastic over my brother he has been sitting in his “giant easter basket” for the last half hour

he is 24 years old and the C.E.O of an international company.