This is funnier than it should be.
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
Looks like the Ready Able music video.
Have you forgotten those who died in the firestorm? And for what purpose? The blind ambition of a Mountain King, so riveted by greed he cannot see beyond his own desire! You have no right to enter that mountain!
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
"wanna hang out? when are you free?"
i’m never free, $25 per hang out session please.
ITS FREE PANCAKE DAY AGHHH. IHOP YOU ARE GODLY TODAY.
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else