sometimes feeling the cold of the sheets on your bare skin as you slip into bed is the most wonderful feeling
Dear baskin robins chick,
When I order a mint chocolate chip milkshake, I actually want it to taste like the ice cream. Don’t put so much milk that it’s a milk flavored green beverage. Milkshakes and ice cream with some milk. Not milk with some ice cream, you dickweasle.
AnalThrasher69 is a good person
This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.
visual representation of putting your trust in someone
We shall overcome.
This has been the issue all fucking week. Are you kidding me. Bullshitttttttt.
i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
adapt or die
Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out
Mother nature is punk af.
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING