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A Poster a Day
Tell a man your story in 500 characters or less, get a poster of that story. If you are boring and have no story, try and figure out what this llama head on slabs of butter could possibly represent. 

Aesthetic of the Day
If you thought you were the only person who ever felt man holding bag sideways, know that you are not alone.

Obscure Etymology
If you’re sick of being regular smart and would like to be more smarter, this is the Word of the Day blog for you.

Kanji a Day
The symbol for gate looks like a gate. The letters g, a, t, and e look nothing like a gate. One of the very few differences between the Japanese and English languages. 

Cool Bugs
Living nightmares of the day. 

Poster via a-poster-a-day

the-strangest-sea:

For those friends you love more than anything in the world, but who you’ve never met face to face. For those friends who will listen to you ramble at midnight, and dry your tears from 2,000 miles away. For friends you found by chance, but won’t ever give up.

01. thinking about you— frank ocean // 02. you always make me smile— kyle andrews (i don’t know why i love you/i just know, i can’t stop thinking of you)) // 03. you’re my best friend— queen // 04. skinny love— bon iver // 05. rivers and roads— the head and the heart (and i miss your face like hell) // 06. the story— brandi carlile (you made me feel like a million bucks) // 07. san francisco— the mowglis // 08. burn— ellie goulding // 09. keep your head up— andy grammer // 10. one minute more— capital cities (two stars, one constellation) // 11. cutie boots— stepdad cover, doug maxwell

8tracks

I don’t care if you’re black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. Simple as that.
Eminem (via psych-facts)
Life is very short, and there’s no time for fussing and fighting my friends
John Lennon (via purplebuddhaproject)
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel)

frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Source: leekx)

(Source: cosmiccora)

I’m so done with this place.


flomation:

Part 11/11

Part 10: x

(Source: 4thaslab)


haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

(Source: yeah-yougotme)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

(Source: monodoh)

Anonymous asked:
Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special


grinningmoonlight:

m-a-g-i-c-m-u-s-h-r-o-o-m:

cactuseeds:

this is

oh my god

didn’t even see it was

moVING

If you look hard enough, you can see a bird flying.

shit son trying to find the bird flying is like the new where’s waldo

(Source: aztec-jungle)